Top Ten Things You Will Never Hear A Sub Say To Their Master/Mistress

Author: Aleister Blacke ©

Whenever possible, permission to use a joke is gained from the author.


 

 

10:  How was I supposed to know I wasn't supposed to put your leather pants in the washer?

09:  Yeah, right... SPANK THIS!

08:  Tomorrow night, I get to tie you up, right?

07:  God, you Dom's think the world should bow before you!

06:  And just what do you think you are going to do with that paddle?

05:  Sorry, I got a date tomorrow night.  Some other time, perhaps?

04:  Spanking?  I-THINK-NOT!

03:  Who died and left you in charge?

02:  Do your own damn laundry!

and the #1 thing you will never hear a sub say to their Master...

01:  What do I look like, your maid?
 


 
 
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