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I went to a UNC Men's basketball game down at the Dean
Dome in Chapel Hill.
Just before half-time, I went to the men's room to relieve all that
soda I had been drinking. In the men's room at the Dean Dome,
the urinals are really one long urinal with water flowing down the entire
length of it, constantly, and everyone just stands where ever there's
room and does their thing. Well, I was down, almost to the far
left end and I took My fly down and pulled all of My equipment out,
which I do now, since I've heard of people getting their piercings stuck
in their zipper, and although that has never happened to Me, I don't
want to have to explain any part of that to anybody! Then, while
I was relieving Myself, in walked a little boy, no more than 8 or 9
and stood to My left at the end of the urinal thing. He was trying
to be a little boy, and do his thing in the most inconspicuous manner,
when I happened to glance over at him. He had looked over in My
direction, and looked at My penis, and saw the piercings. His
mouth dropped, jaw wide and his eyes got as big as silver dollars.
He stopped midstream, stuffed himself back in his pants, zipped himself
up and tore ass out of the bathroom screaming, "Daddy, daddy!"
I try to use private stalls in public places now...no
sense in traumatizing
today's youth, and tomorrow's lawmakers!
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