That Don't Impress Me Much

Author: killa and Rick's_miria © 2002

Used With Permission Of The Author Where Possible.

sung to the Shania Twang song of the same name

 

I've known a few Doms who thought they were pretty smart
But you've got being wrong down to an art
You think you're smart
But you're really a troll
You're a regular wannabe, a know-it-all

uh oh you think you're something special,
uh oh just cause you read Castlerealm
that don't impress me much!
OH so you're a Master then?
That don't impress me much!

So ya got the whips but have ya got the cuffs?
Now don't get me wrong yeah your dungeons alright,
but that wont warm my butt on a long lonely night
that don't impress me much!

Well I never met a Dom who carried clamps in his pocket
and a length of chain just in case,
now I cant believe you kiss your rack at night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!

uh oh you think you're something special,
uh oh just 'cos you read Castlerealm.
that don't impress me much!
OH so you're a Master then?
That don't impress me much!

Okay, so you're a Marquis DeSade
That don't impress me much
So you got the pain but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright.
but that wont warm my butt on a long lonely night
that don't impress me much!

You're one of those Doms who likes to shine up his cross.
You make me take off my clamps before you let me get on
I can't believe you kiss your rack good night
C'mon baby tell me -- you must be jokin', right!

uh oh you think you're something special,
uh oh just cos you read Castlerealm
that don't impress me much!
OH so you're a Master then?
That don't impress me much!

Okay, so you've got a flogger
That don't impress me much
So you got the moves but have you got the touch
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
but that wont warm my butt on a long lonely night

That don't impress me much
You think you're cool but have you got the ice
Don't get me wrong, yeah I think you're alright
but that wont warm my butt on a long lonely night
That don't impress me much

Okay, so what do you think you're DeSade or something
Wish that hurt
That don't impress me much.....

 

 

 

 

 

     
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