You Know Your Kids Have Inherited Your Kink When

Author: Alkallah © 1999

Whenever possible, permission to use a joke is gained from the author.


· the neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers.

· your daughter uses Twizzlers as floggers.

· you go into the playroom and discover an interrogation chair built
entirely of Legos.

· you come home and find them tickling a bound and gagged babysitter.

· they hand you the body harness and leash that they used as toddlers when it's time to go shopping.

· your 12 year-old crawls over and eats out of the dog dish.

· your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store.

· you tell them they're too old to spank and they try to assure that they aren't.

· your daughter speaks wistfully about being confined to the playpen while the other children played in the room.

· you yell out to your son to come and do his chores and he tells you he's busy right now...and you check on him and find that he really is tied up right now.

· your three year old is strutting around with clothespins hanging off his tongue.

· their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix.

· your son earned his merit badge in tying knots...twelve times.

· they won't play Twister because they don't want to say "red".

· you notice her Barbie doll has G.I. Joe on a leash.

· the 13 year-old begs for his first bra.


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