You
Know Your Kids Have Inherited Your Kink When
Author: Alkallah © 1999 Whenever possible, permission to use a joke is gained from the author. |
· the neighbors complain that your kids do full body cavity searches when playing cops and robbers.
· your son wants to know when he'll get his allowance, because he needs to pay his tab at the hardware store. · you tell them they're too old to spank and
they try to assure that they aren't. · your daughter speaks wistfully about being
confined to the playpen while the other children played in the room. · you yell out to your son to come and do his
chores and he tells you he's busy right now...and you check on him and
find that he really is tied up right now. · your three year old is strutting around with
clothespins hanging off his tongue. · their favorite game is Cowboy and Dominatrix. · your son earned his merit badge in tying knots...twelve
times. · they won't play Twister because they don't
want to say "red". · you notice her Barbie doll has G.I. Joe on
a leash. · the 13 year-old begs for his first bra.
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