The Cat In The Hood

Author: Leviticus © 1999

Whenever possible, permission to use a joke is gained from the author.


(With apologies to Dr. Seuss) 
 Our Master was gone. 
 Us forbidden to play. 
 So we knelt on our knees 
 On that cold, cold wet day. 
 I knelt there with Sally. 
 We knelt there, we two. 
 And oh how I wished 
 there was something to do. 
 Too chained to move much 
 And too gagged to make noise. 
 So we knelt in the house, 
 Our Master's good toys. 
 All we could do was to 
 And hope that our Master 
 would not be too late. 
 And then 
 Something went BUMP! 
 How that bump made us jump! 
 We looked! 
 And we saw him 
 The Cat in the Hood! 
 And he stared at us keenly 
 Like most Masters would. 
 And he said to us, 
 "Why do you kneel there like that?" 
 "I know you are gagged 
 And chained by the tummy. 
 But we could have 
 Lots of good fun that is funny!" 
 "I know some good games we could play," 
 Said the Cat. 
 "I know some new tricks," 
 Said the black hooded Cat. 
 "A lot of good tricks. 
 I will show them to you. 
 Your Master 
 Will not mind at all if I do." 
 Sally and I 
 Were not able to say. 
 That our Master was out of the house 
 For the day. 
 But our fish said, "No! No! 
 Cat you must go away! 
 For Sally and Amy 
 Aren't permitted to play! 
 You should not be here. 
 You should not be about. 
 You should not be here 
 When their Master is out!" 
 "Now! Now! have no fear." 
 Said the Cat in the Hood. 
 "My tricks are not bad, 
 in fact they're quite good! 
 But first we should get them 
 Up from their knees!" 
 And he pulled from the air 
 A large ring full of keys. 
 "Have no fear." said the Cat. 
 "I will not let you fall. 
 As I string you up high 
 While you stand on a ball. 
 With one leg tied high, 
 Exposing your twat. 
 But that is not all I can do!" 
 Said the Cat... 
 In a moment poor Sally 
 Was strung up as he said. 
 And the Cat he approached me 
 A tilt to his head. 
 "Look at me! 
 Look at me now!" said the Cat. 
 And he gave my bound head 
 A delicate pat. 
 "With a rope web or two 
 And a clit chain perhaps. 
 You might look nice 
 On your knees doing laps. 
 Or perhaps in that chair, 
 Yes that's what I'll do. 
 I'll tie you up tight 
 and your little friend too!" 
 In a flash I was bound 
 In a tight web of rope. 
 Of freeing myself 
 I held out no hope. 
 The Cat in the Hood 
 Pulled the knots tight with glee, 
 And couldn't resist playing 
 With Sally and me. 
 He tortured us madly 
 By licking our clits. 
 That rough old cat tongue 
 He used on our slits! 
 Soon we began cumming 
 And cumming some more! 
 Our cum juice was dripping 
 All over the floor! 
 Our fish he kept saying 
 >From his watery spot. 
 He said, "Do I like this? 
 Oh no! I do not. 
 This is not a good game, 
 They are not meant to play! 
 For them to both cum 
 Was not sanctioned today!" 
 "Now look what you did!" 
 Said the fish to the cat. 
 "Now look at the floor! 
 Look at Sally's wide twat! 
 Her cum it did fall 
 On the floor like the rain. 
 I'm afraid that clean floor, 
 Will not be the same. 
 And Amy she cries, 
 For she can't get away 
 >From your tongue, she knows 
 She was told not to play! 
 You SHOULD NOT be here 
 When their Master is not. 
 You get out of this house!" 
 Said the fish from his spot. 
 "But I have to be here. 
 For that is my role!" 
 Said the Cat in the Hood 
 To the fish in the bowl. 
 "I will not go away. 
 I do NOT wish to go! 
 And so," said the Cat in the Hood, 
 "So so so... I will show you 
 Another good game that I know!" 
 And then he ran out. 
 And, then, fast as a fox, 
 The Cat in the Hood 
 Came back in with a box. 
 A big red wood box. 
 I was shut with a lock. 
 "Now look at this trick!" 
 And he gave it a knock. 
 Then he got up on top 
 Gave the padlock a tap. 
 "I call this game FUN-IN-A-BOX," 
 Said the cat. 
 "In this box are two slaves 
 I will show to you now. 
 You will like these two slaves," 
 Said the cat with a bow. 
 As he undid the lock 
 He said "They are brand new. 
 Two slaves. And I call them 
 Slave One and Slave Two. 
 These slaves will not bite you. 
 They want to have fun." 
 Then from out of the box 
 Fell Slave Two and Slave One. 
 They go to their knees 
 And said "How do you do? 
 Would you like to have sex 
 with Slave One and Slave Two?" 
 And Sally and I 
 Did not know what to do. 
 Our bonds were too tight, 
 We could not wriggle through. 
 We could not refuse, 
 But our fish said, "No! No! 
 Those slaves should not be 
 In this house! Make them go! 
 They should NOT be about 
 While the Master's not here. 
 Put the out! Put them out! 
 Make them both disappear!" 
 "Have no fear little fish," 
 Said the Cat in the Hood. 
 "These slaves are good slaves, 
 They behave as they should. 
 They are trained oh so trained! 
 They have come here to play. 
 They have come for your cum 
 On this wet, wet, wet day." 
 "Now the game that they like," 
 Said the Cat, "is to tease." 
 And with that, both male slaves 
 Jumped up from their knees. 
 To Sally and I 
 They approached with great glee. 
 With hard ons a bobbing 
 As we could both see. 
 Slave One approached Sally 
 and slipped in with ease. 
 He pumped her quite slowly, 
 In order to tease. 
 Slave two was more wicked, 
 He tipped my chair back. 
 He found Master's flogger 
 And gave me a whack. 
 My breasts were soon red, 
 And he switched to my cunny. 
 The Cat in the Hood, 
 found it all very funny. 
 He laughed and he cried 
 As we both went through hell. 
 Our urge to cum building 
 And making us yell. 
 Soon Sally and I, 
 We could stand it no more. 
 And cum juice went spurting 
 All over the floor. 
 Slave One and Slave Two. 
 They dropped to the floor. 
 They lapped up our cum 
 And attacked us for more. 
 Then our fish said "Look! Look!" 
 And our fish shook with fear. 
 "Your Master is on his way home! 
 Do you hear? 
 Oh what will he do to us? 
 What will he say? 
 Oh he will not like it 
 To find you this way!" 
 But try as we might 
 We could not get away, 
 And Slave One and Slave Two 
 Began once more to play. 
 They traded their places, 
 Now I was being pumped. 
 While Sally, poor Sally, 
 Was being soundly thumped. 
 The Cat in the Hood 
 He lay back on the floor, 
 And waited for Master 
 To open the door. 
 Our Master appeared 
 We felt rescue was here. 
 But instead he ignored us, 
 That made us feel fear. 
 To the Cat in the Hood he said, 
 "At last you came! 
 I was tired of those little slaves 
 And their games. 
 They are yours if you want, 
 I give them to you. 
 If you like, you can even 
 Take my goldfish too!" 
 The Cat in the Hood 
 Jumped up with a roll, 
 And ran to the fish 
 All alone in his bowl. 
 "No! No!" said the fish, 
 "To do this is wrong!" 
 But the cat ate him up 
 And soon he was gone. 
 "Slave One and Slave Two!" 
 Said the Cat in the Hood. 
 "Let's pack up our playthings 
 As all good guests should! 
 I always pick up all 
 My playthings and so... 
 I will show you another 
 Good trick that I know!" 
 Our ropes were untied, 
 Though our gags stayed in place. 
 They folded us up 
 And proceeded post haste 
 To the big red wood box 
 With the lock on the side, 
 And Sally and I 
 Through our gags we both cried. 
 We were placed in the box 
 And the slaves jumped on top, 
 They spread our legs wide 
 and slid in with a plop. 
 The Cat in the Hood 
 Closed the box with a crash 
 And said to our Master. 
 "And now I must dash! 
 New playthings to train, 
 And soon I'll have more! 
 I think I'll call these ones 
 Slave Three and Slave Four!" 
 I was jerked quite awake 
 By the sound of the door. 
 I had fallen asleep 
 At my place on the floor. 
 No sign of a box 
 Or a Cat in a Hood. 
 Just my Master, home at last 
 Like we both hoped he would. 
 "So little slaves," 
 He said to us two, 
 "Did you have any fun? 
 Tell me. What did you do?" 
 We knew he was joking 
 For he knew we could not 
 Have done much since we were both 
 Chained to this spot. 
 He freed us at last 
 And took us in his arms. 
 And his strength reassured me 
 I would come to no harm. 
 But what of my dream, 
 Of the Cat in the Hood? 
 Of the talking fish 
 And the box made of wood? 
 Should I tell him about it? 
 Well, what should I do? 
 Would you tell all you dreamed, 
 If your Master asked YOU? 


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